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he is having a makan now..don't disturb that guy
makan by deadkiller December 23, 2003
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A "person" who has a giant, long, peanut shaped head. A makan is mysterious and dark and usually their only goal is to take over the universe. Befriend any makan you come across so he will spare you on judgement day.
There comes makan, everybody bow!
Makan by DumbGreenYoda September 12, 2017
A Makan is well-versed in philosphy, pussy-crushing, an dank memes. He is usually seen in your mother's bed, piping her down. Befriend a Makan because he will be the best step-father you could ever have.
According to Makan, the meaning of life is found 12 inches deep in your mother's vagina.
Makan by güd boī February 9, 2019
A weirdo who is also my best friend
There's a kid in my class named makan. He is wierd
Makan by Icejjfishy October 20, 2020

makan taik 

It simply means 'eat shit' in Malay.
makan taik by Dark Masterous September 30, 2017

Makan bani jammat 

A weirdo and that weirdo is also one of my best friends
I made a friend. His name is makan bani jammat
Makan bani jammat by Icejjfishy October 21, 2020

Makan Bani Jammat 

makan has super long hair thats wavy that makes him look a try hard. even worse, his hair is split down the middle. the guy plays basket ball all the time but sucks at it.
nah, we dont want Makan Bani Jammat on our team, he sucks at basket ball.
Makan Bani Jammat by TheBananaMan_ February 23, 2021
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