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Dua Lan Pa 

Malaysian/Singapore Hokkien for Big Testicle, but not testicle cancer.
DaiChunDoi in Cantonese
Hey, Dua Lan Pa, Da Fei Gei Ah?
Oi Long Time No See wor, Dua Lan Pa!
Dua Lan Pa by GoDrunkIAmHome March 21, 2014

Lum Pa Pa Lan 

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..

which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..
richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.

LAN party 

A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with eachother. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.
I can't wait to pwn everone at tonight's lan party.
LAN party by AFatalFantasy February 25, 2004

LAN party smell 

The way your computer usually smells after a LAN party.

Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.

When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.

Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
example 1: Man, it's been a week and my computer still has that LAN party smell.

example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
LAN party smell by dickkwikkwek January 2, 2007

LAN Party 

A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.
The LAN Party is a sacred rite.
LAN Party by AGTMADCAT February 26, 2005

lan party 

A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.
When's the next lan party?
lan party by Mahalis September 25, 2005
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