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An acronym that means "Local Area Network" but is more often seen as "LAN Party" which is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of gaming and exchanging gigantic numbers of files.
So you think you can play in some shitty pub where you can ping rape everybody? Do it on LAN and then I might be impressed.
by Tank! June 27, 2004
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

โ€œuwuโ€
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A slang (rude) word in Turkฤฑsh invocation style a person who female or male
-Come on Lan Fight me bastard !
_Fuck u Lan motherfucker
by Freddy's Jason June 05, 2015
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Most likely an Asian person. Means "purple orchid" in Vietnamese and Chinese. Probably pretty, with long, or short black shiny hair. And "FOB" bangs. Can be quiet, but usually isn't. Fun to be around, and likes to take a lot of pictures. Good at sports, and is mature for their age. Has a big vocabulary, and draws or doodles. Smart, and tries their best. Sometimes perverted, and uses the term "That's what she said" loosely. Easy to fall in love with, and easy to be-friend. Stands below 5'2". A very good friend, and girlfriend. Will be successful in life.
Lan sucks at being cool.
Lan is so asian and short.
by BeingYourself June 20, 2010
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a turkish expression used when calling for a friend or wanting to insult a stranger
Friend: 'Lan' lets go and watch Turkey win Greece in the soccer.

Stranger: Hey 'lan' if i see you near my sister again i will fucking rip off your nuts and stick em in your fathers ass
by Deniz112 September 13, 2005
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Internet connection:
Local Area Network

Usually used when playing on a network...
Shall we play some LAN tonight?

I'm going to a LAN party
by Skaery March 05, 2005
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