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some one who is great at all things they do but cant master none
lammey is a great plumber
lammey by Lam3r November 21, 2023
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When something is extremely lame, but using the word lame wouldn't be effective enough.
Jonathan is lameylame.
lameylame by lizlikeslemons January 3, 2010
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lammergeier

1. Bearded Vulture, the only member of the genus Gypaetus.

2. According to the iPhone's autocorrect, it's another way to say "let me go..." (See example)
1. Dude, hey, I saw a Lammergeier when I was up in the mountains on my Europe trip!

2. "Lammergeier check my schedule."
lammergeier by shadowochibi December 12, 2010
One who is a shining light in a beacon of darkness. One who is always happy and makes others feel better about themselves
Oh your so cute Lammy! Lammy makes me feel all good on the inside!
Lammy by TheLeBou August 18, 2009
(luhmed)

1) Getting laid

2) Used to describe anything positive that one encounters. Can range from a success or accomplishment in life to something insignificant that merely puts a smile on one's face
1) My roommate for back from the party at 5 AM. I think he got lammed last night!

2) Friend 1: I forgot my lunch money this morning, but I found $20 while walking to school!

Friend 2: Awesome bro...you got lammed big time!
lammed by Lammed4Lyfe October 18, 2016
A Person who knows very little about computers/computing.

It also refers to a person who pretends to be a hacker but is not.
He/She is a lammer because he does not know how to type.
lammer by anonymous254157893 April 11, 2007

Lammersed 

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
Lammersed by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010
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