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laminites

The people who live and play in picture frames at the store, before you take them out and out your personal photos in.
Check out how happy these Laminites look in this 3 x 5. I bet they actually hate their lives.
by BamaBound December 20, 2017
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Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.
"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."
by Minidakip February 11, 2010
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laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications
my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product
by littlejimmie April 1, 2019
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Lazinitis

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!
Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.
by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009
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Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004
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laminate

When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.
Kelly just gave me a pic of her, I'm gonna go home an laminate this bia.
by teeoce January 13, 2009
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Laminated

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.
Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!
by drjozard February 8, 2010
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