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Ghetto Laminate
When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.
"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."
"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."
"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."
Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010
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laminated veneer lumber
laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications
my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product
laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019
Lazinitis
A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!
Lazinitis by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009
Laminated List
A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
Laminated List by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004
laminate
When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.
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