Skip to main content

Lazyitis 

One who has the ability to do something, but just doesn't for whatever reason. In some severe cases , a person with lazyitis may even starve to death do the being too lazy to prepare food for themselves . It is not contagious, but however people with lazyitis tend to hang together and usually while sitting in a dirty living room because their bedrooms are too dirty to be inhabited.
Zack suffers from lazyitis. Once he shit himself because he was too lazy to go to the restroom
Lazyitis by BigDawgEnterprises December 17, 2018
Related Words

Lazyitis 

A condition that induces a severe lack of activity. Poor self motivation.

Made famous by the Madchester group Happy Mondays, on their "Bummed" EP.
It's 3pm and Charlie is still in bed, he's got lazyitis!

You haven't done the washing up properly, there's still gravy on this crockery! Why can't you do the washing up properly- have you got lazyitis again?
Lazyitis by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

lazititus 

Condition in which a person can not do anything because they are feeling lazy
I didn't do my physics paper because I had lazititus the day before.
lazititus by GaryR January 16, 2006
"You at work?"
"Nah, I'm home lazinit."
Lazinit by Dougernaut May 5, 2015

laminites 

The people who live and play in picture frames at the store, before you take them out and out your personal photos in.
Check out how happy these Laminites look in this 3 x 5. I bet they actually hate their lives.
laminites by BamaBound December 20, 2017

Lovinitis 

An illness; you have fallen hard for someone, and cant stand to be without them you want to be with them for ever!
... the doctor on web md said i have lovinitis.
Lovinitis by AFarmer October 6, 2011