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LanSchool 

A Remote Administration Tool, better known as spyware, made by Lenovo. It has a nasty habit of tricking schools into trusting it, only for it to embed into signed-in Google Chrome sessions, making it impossible to remove, while it stores everything you type and search. Easily circumvented by disconnecting from the internet.
LanSchool is on, I can see what you are doing.
LanSchool by BlazeFrag_ October 24, 2017

LanSchool 

A Software that is "supposed" to track students history during School so they catch them in the act of going to an "inappropriate" website or webpage, or just simply fucking Google. It's most trusted, however, it's considered to be an advantage to Malicious or Spyware hackers, since it is traced with a keylogger. So they can easily track passwords, information, and other things that you don't want to be accessed by anyone other than you. So really, it's just a computer program that defeats the purpose of the Internet. It's very easy to get caught since they can literally see your fucking screen. Again, they can track every single goddamn thing you type, every single website you visit, and every single thing you DO on said website. I'm surprised that this is what Schools have to resort to. Considering the fact that what the kids do on computers can't be tracked all at once, and everyone is just doing the same thing. and lo and behold, LanSchool was created!
Mark: I hear the school installed LanSchool on all the computers
Jane: Oh shit
Teacher: *Writes Discipline Referral*
LanSchool by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018

Labschool 

A place where you naturally just burn like those acids and chemicals in laboratory, It is an achievement to be there, but at the same time, it's burdening. Lots of works there, might even make you want to quit! But the people there are nice! and so is the air there. Go there if you want to prestigious!!!
"You go to labschool?" says Amy
"Yes," replied Rachel
"Hope you survive a year there,"

lawschooled 

you teach someone the law
Ethan: What if I break in your house?
Tran: I’d arrest you for theft.
Tran: GET LAWSCHOOLED
lawschooled by toopvee December 20, 2022

Lamecool 

Things that are lame to everyone else but cool to yourself.
I love the cheesy 80's movies. They're so lamecool.
Lamecool by hmmssmarty August 22, 2011

LanSchool 

A way for teachers to spy on every fucking thing you do on your chromebook
Guy 1: "Yo they blocked youtube

Guy 2: "Fuck LanSchool"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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