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lamebook 

A website displaying the lamest comments, status updates and pictures of the popular social network Facebook.
Mitchell - "What happened with you and Lafonda?"

Philip - "Bitch kept postin' wild nonsense, wound up on lamebook."

Mitchell - "I never liked her anyway."
lamebook by bogusb42 May 31, 2009
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Someone who is lame. It's like a nobody.
Did you see that guy who posted a video of himself reciting a poem for his girlfriend on youtube? Man, what a lamebody!
lamebody by dinoz0r August 12, 2009

Justin Lambot

It's when you insert your penis into the ear canal of the opposite, or even same, sex.
Yo mayne l justin lambot'd this bitch so hard her children were born deaf.
Justin Lambot by ultimatehotdog1 September 27, 2009

lameboat 

A person who acts in an unexpected way, causing them to appear silly, goofy, or just plain stupid.
"When I heard Brendon Urie singing the Super Marios Brothers Theme, I was like, 'man, he a lameboat."
lameboat by Kayminster Abbey August 14, 2008

lamebooking 

Writing something on facebook that is not interesting in any way. Writing something that everyone else does everyday just so you can have an update on everyone's wall. For someone to get a little bit of attention.
A lamebooking Facebook status update:
"Wanda Henrickson -just got home from work"
comment: "Sarah Smith- who the f cares!

Status update: "Wanda Henrickson- is doing her homework"
comment: "Sarah smith- seriously, who the f cares"
lamebooking by Boob's McGee February 13, 2010

lamemote 

A compound word formed by the words 'lame' and 'emote', the short form of 'emoticon'. It is used to describe lame emoticons. (Captain Obvious!)

Examples of lamemotes: XD, ^_^, ^^, O.o

Mostly used by newfags, n00bs, wapanese weeaboo japanophiles.
Dude, that's a lamemote
lamemote by captainmeeplez November 5, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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