lamebook 

A website displaying the lamest comments, status updates and pictures of the popular social network Facebook.

Mitchell - "What happened with you and Lafonda?"

Philip - "Bitch kept postin' wild nonsense, wound up on lamebook."

Mitchell - "I never liked her anyway."

lamebook by bogusb42 May 31, 2009

lamebooking 

Writing something on facebook that is not interesting in any way. Writing something that everyone else does everyday just so you can have an update on everyone's wall. For someone to get a little bit of attention.

A lamebooking Facebook status update:
"Wanda Henrickson -just got home from work"
comment: "Sarah Smith- who the f cares!

Status update: "Wanda Henrickson- is doing her homework"
comment: "Sarah smith- seriously, who the f cares"

lamebooking by Boob's McGee February 13, 2010

Latebooking 

The state of re-entering a Facebook thread after a considerable delay, at which point responses to queries within the thread seem random and irrelevant because the thread moved on long ago.

Hema couldn't stop latebooking after other peoples' comments about food choices seemed inapropos.

Daniel, so entranced in the intensity of the conversation, ignored his aunts' latebooking.

Heidi participated in latebooking so often, she often was at a loss of words when people tried to talk to her about the current conversation.

Latebooking by chemwz July 3, 2009

Lazebooking

Lazebook (v.t.) - To consciously refuse to invest the effort necessary to create even mildly entertaining status updates on Facebook, instead clogging friends' news feeds with a string of re-shared links, annoying Farmville messages, recycled statuses through "Status Shuffle", and the occasional self-centered and dull update that is absolutely of no consequence, meaning or concern to the hapless captive audience.

I added Samantha because I thought she was hot, but online she's constantly lazebooking. I already hid her Farmville crap, and I think I'm gonna delete her if she keeps vaguebooking about who the hell even knows what issue she's got going on at the moment.

Lazebooking by St. Martin-in-the-fields May 26, 2010

Latebooking 

Posting really obscure videos or vague statuses on facebook at night.

"did anybody listen to the Sleep In video I posted last night at 3:47 in the morning?"

"nobody ever looks at any of the shit you post when you're latebooking"

Latebooking by completelydead December 14, 2011