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The worst teacher walking on planet earth. Often seen with a cigarrette, roaming the area around the HTX compound wearing tan cargo pants and a beat up lumberjack shirt.
Oh god, we have Lambæk today. He is so useless.

Where is Lambæk? Probably smoking with Jørn.

Simon: Hey Lambæk, can you help me?

Lambæk: No. I am not supposed to teach you anything. Help yourself fgt.
lambæk by Brad_Peter January 20, 2017
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1. A best friend who you love living the high life with, but all you can afford is lambrini.
2. When lambrini is life.
1. Lambae, fancy a classy evening tonight?
2. Excuse me, but I think you might be my lambae.
3. Forget Moet Medics, it's all about lambaes.
Lambae by tagtag994 October 3, 2017

chambak lambak

Chambak lambak means sex or kissing

(Used my Arabs)
Ayo think Ahmed did the chambak lambak with that girl!!!
chambak lambak by Chickenweeb February 24, 2021

lambaked 

Similar to being Lambasted (wasted drunk), Lambaked is when you are ridiculously high on herb.
Yo, I'm outta liquor but I have some bud so lets go light up and get lambaked!
lambaked by 38Ruff August 10, 2007

Sebastian Lambek 

In a game of bowling when a person isn't able to make a strike, you are entitled to call him a "Sebastian Lambek"
Sebastian played four rounds of bowling and wasn't able to make a strike. He was such a Sebastian Lambek!
Sebastian Lambek by Jeff9377 May 12, 2011

Lambaeshed 

So drunk that you cant see, hear or think properly!
He was Lambaeshed last night!
Lambaeshed by Dottymcdotdot April 10, 2010
Shit in a bag and given to your girlfreind.
"i just gave my bitch the biggest Lambarker ever!"
lambarker by cave dweller September 5, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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