Lambae

1. A best friend who you love living the high life with, but all you can afford is lambrini.
2. When lambrini is life.

1. Lambae, fancy a classy evening tonight?
2. Excuse me, but I think you might be my lambae.
3. Forget Moet Medics, it's all about lambaes.

Lambae by tagtag994 October 3, 2017

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018

lamiae 

Lamiae is amazing. She can be crazy and can be a person who doesn't even make a sound. She is a hard person to be friends with. If you can gain her trust, you are special. She doesn't fall in love easily but when she does she falls hard. Every guy can fall in love with her inner beauty. But shes a heart breaker so be careful. she can make her dreams true. Shes someone who will not give up until she achieves it. If you have a Lamiae in you're life be grateful.

O. M. G. that's Lamiae, the one every person talks about.

lamiae by Karima her bff January 23, 2021

Lamba

A slang in Nigeria. Telling a lie in the most flattering way to make a person feel better

Omoh this girl dey tear me lamba

Lamba by Nigerian slang August 19, 2019

lambatious 

To be very high or happy

I'm very lambatious after that bong rip

lambatious by coréy rudnell November 1, 2013

Lambendodigitusphobia 

The fear of licking fingers, or seeing a finger being licked or even hearing a finger being licked.

person 1: "sluurp" *person just licked chocolate off his finger*

person 2: "AHHH OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST LICK YOUR FINGER??!?!"

person 1: "Yes, whats your problem?" *licks finger again*

person 2: "STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!" punches person 1 in the face.

person 1: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

person 2: "I have Lambendodigitusphobia."

Lambendodigitusphobia by x0bren0x October 4, 2010