lakered 

To make someone lose or the description of someone losing.

Damn did you see the Mavericks they just got lakered by the Golden State Warriors!

lakered by Kumarit May 16, 2007

Lagered-up 

To drink huge amounts of beer or lager simply to get very, very drunk. Not to savor the taste or flavor, but just to get wasted. The phrase is used in London and parts of England, usually associated with wide-boy or East-end types, although a trip to Ibiza might be rewarded with a few examples too.

"C'mon boys! Let's get lagered-up! Look at the locals, they're waiting for us to get proper pissed! C'mon boys! Lagered-up! Lagered-up! Waaay!"

Lagered-up by Liquid Sky September 15, 2009

Layered Like Pie

A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.

Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!

Layered Like Pie by Astrolounge January 16, 2010

Lakeridge High School 

A "College-Prep" high school located in Lake Oswego Oregon. Although they are ranked as one of the top high schools in the state, they also have one of the highest rates of Alchohol and Marijuana usage in the state. This uncommon circumstance is known as the "Lakeridge Paradox". Lakeridge, often refferred to as "Bakeridge", is sometimes compared to West Linn High School in snottyness and all-around dooshbaggery, although those who say this are probably mistaking Lakeridge for Lake Oswego High School, a similar school except their asshole percentage is much higher.

1: yo dude, where you from?

2: Lakeridge High School.

1: Oh, so your a rich asshole who cares way too much about style and highschool football who gets drunk everynight in your Mercedes playing ganster rap because you think you are ghetto?

2: no man, you're thinking of Lake Oswego.

2: oh ya, nevermind, you guys are just smart stoners

Lakeridge High School by oogaboogaaaaahhhh May 22, 2010

chocolate layered cake 

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.

chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

chocolate layered cake by grant leon October 18, 2007

Lasered 

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

Lasered by Krunkmister October 19, 2007

Lagered 

Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.

Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?

Lagered by Mk2 August 24, 2009