A Lagena is a rare gem and the most beautiful girl alive, inside and out. She is like that "girl next
door" - really welcoming and down to earth. She treats everyone with
respect and has a twinkle in her eye. If you find one, please don’t let her go. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and always yearning to help others around her. Lagena’s have a small circle and greatly cherish their loved ones.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile,
thick frame, and a
big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how
hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a
relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner
happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself
lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how
beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
1. Lagena is looking great
today!
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t
lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th
grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
