A Lagena is a rare gem and the most beautiful girl alive, inside and out. She is like that "girl next door" - really welcoming and down to earth. She treats everyone with respect and has a twinkle in her eye. If you find one, please don’t let her go. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and always yearning to help others around her. Lagena’s have a small circle and greatly cherish their loved ones.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
1. Lagena is looking great today!
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
by yourenotwrongtho November 23, 2021
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An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!
” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!
by TheFlyingGayIrishman April 22, 2022
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by Luver January 9, 2017
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Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.
Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.
You dang lagsnapper!
by DraxGoroth November 11, 2004
Get the Lagsnappers mug.A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.
Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!
Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.
Guy: Did you check his ping?
Dude: It's over 9000.
Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.
Guy: Did you check his ping?
Dude: It's over 9000.
by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020
Get the Laginator mug.A fake show. I live there, and I know the people on the show. Laguna isn't really like that. They just chose the richest, most pampered girl in the city and built the show around her.
by cascacheewa December 22, 2004
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