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Larten Crepsley
A character of the creation of horror author Darren Shan. Larten is the main, title character of The Saga of Larten Crepsley & is one of the main characters in The Saga of Darren Shan.
Born in 1794, Larten worked in a silk factory until his cousin Vur Horston was murdered. In inexplicable anger he then killed the culprit & escaped from a mob into a crypt, where he met vampire Seba Nile. Seba offered him a chance to become his human assistant. Larten accepted & traveled with Seba, learning the ways of the vampire clan. During the vampire council in 1812 Seba left Larten with the Cirque Du Freak. One day he ended up in a town where he met a boy called Wester Flack, whose family had been killed by a Vampaneze. Wester then became Seba's assistant. Larten eventually became a full vampire at the age of 25. Larten had a rather jumbled life, involving lots of battles (& scars to prove it), & unexpected betrayal. Larten had been offered the post of Vampire Prince but in light of Wester's betrayal, he turned down the offer & went to stay with the Cirque du Freak.There he met Darren, who he blooded as a half-vampire & went on quite a few adventures with. In fact they fought a war together.
Larten died in 1998, aged 204 when he was killed because the evil Vampaneze lord pushed him off a high platform onto burning stakes.
If you want to find out the full story i would recommend you read the books: The Saga Of Darren Shan & The Saga of Larten Crepsley.
Born in 1794, Larten worked in a silk factory until his cousin Vur Horston was murdered. In inexplicable anger he then killed the culprit & escaped from a mob into a crypt, where he met vampire Seba Nile. Seba offered him a chance to become his human assistant. Larten accepted & traveled with Seba, learning the ways of the vampire clan. During the vampire council in 1812 Seba left Larten with the Cirque Du Freak. One day he ended up in a town where he met a boy called Wester Flack, whose family had been killed by a Vampaneze. Wester then became Seba's assistant. Larten eventually became a full vampire at the age of 25. Larten had a rather jumbled life, involving lots of battles (& scars to prove it), & unexpected betrayal. Larten had been offered the post of Vampire Prince but in light of Wester's betrayal, he turned down the offer & went to stay with the Cirque du Freak.There he met Darren, who he blooded as a half-vampire & went on quite a few adventures with. In fact they fought a war together.
Larten died in 1998, aged 204 when he was killed because the evil Vampaneze lord pushed him off a high platform onto burning stakes.
If you want to find out the full story i would recommend you read the books: The Saga Of Darren Shan & The Saga of Larten Crepsley.
Larten Crepsley is how a REAL, PROPER vampire should be, not like that gay twat Edward Cullen. With respect to Stephanie Meyer, she cant be blamed for having an imagination (which is admittedly more than most people have) but to take vampires to that level is just WRONG. Sorry Steph.
Larten Crepsley by Reece Bucks December 29, 2013
Latent Gay
Latent Gay. Someone who is transparently gay but believes himself to be straight. Spends all of his time shopping and drinking coffee with straight women who see him as a friend. Wears lots of salmon pink clothes. Inspite of being gay, talks constantly about which woman he'd like to fuck. Often overherd making very stupid, xenophobic/racist comments.
"Have you seen the tits on (generic female name) - she's a shag. BTW I'm going shopping"
"Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me"
"Oh, my, GOD! Did you see those two dykes just then, they were soooo ugly"
Latent Gay
"Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me"
"Oh, my, GOD! Did you see those two dykes just then, they were soooo ugly"
Latent Gay
Latent Gay by Super Keith McCann March 10, 2007
zero latency
Sandy: Tom and Jill sat down and started working on that project immediately after it was assigned!
Bill: Yep, they are the company's zero latency team!
Bill: Yep, they are the company's zero latency team!
zero latency by dinglebury August 6, 2010
Latent Heterosexual
A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
Latent Heterosexual by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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