laetner 

fuck you laetner.

Fuck you laetner.

laetner by anonymous November 22, 2021

Taylor Lautner 

Taylor Lautner is a young american actor, born in 1992.
His roles include cheaper by the dozen 2, sharkboy and he will be playing the role of Jacob Black in the twilight movie, due to be released december 2008.

person 1- I liked that movie sharkboy and lava girl

person 2- yeah, taylor lautner was great in that movie

Taylor Lautner by a dude twilightfan June 19, 2008

Lautnering 

A challenge in which everyone in the vicinity must take their shirt off after the word "Lautner" or "Lautnering" is mentioned. Whoever takes their shirt off the quickest wins the challenge. Inspired by Twilight actor Taylor Lautner, and made popular by the members/editors of Finnish stunt group The Dudesons.

After Jukka threatened the loser of a lautnering challenge with a brutal nutshot, Paul and Joey quickly struggled to remove their paint covered shirts to avoid punishment.

Lautnering by gary dudeson May 14, 2017

Taylor Lautner 

An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.

Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.

Taylor Lautner by i<3alphas.:] January 7, 2009

Taylor Lautner 

Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!

Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.

Taylor Lautner by TaylorLautnerISJacobBlack January 2, 2009

Taylor Lautner 

The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!

Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"

Taylor Lautner by Berly123 June 25, 2009

taylor lautner 

A vary sexy actor who has nice abs and big muscles!!! most girls are in love with him!!!!

I wish i had abs like taylor lautner.

taylor lautner by lolsmilelol July 8, 2009