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hooking up with a woman but not engaging in sexual intercourse. (see laid).
Nathan: "Did you get laid last night"
Jack: "No, but I got ladied"
ladied by jschamp January 16, 2010
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White-Ladied 

When you get king hit and knocked the fuck out while intoxicated. Often times while waiting for a burger/fast food.

Named after a "restaurant" in a notoriously violence-riddled area in the red light district of Auckland.
Brendon: "What the fuck happened to your face? You look like you've got a beak!"

Marek: "Some dude White-Ladied me last night"

Brendon: "Did you at least get your burger?"

Marek: "Nah, but I've got this sweet harelip now."
White-Ladied by B34RD August 3, 2011

Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.
Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!
Fat Ladied by Italian Nick November 14, 2011

Sweet cream ladies 

This is an older word for brothel prostitute.
Sweet cream ladies by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

ladies and gentlemen, we got him 

A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait
"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"

ladies of the evening 

noun: a modest term describing un-modest women; prostitutes

The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.
It doesn't get much greasier than spending all your money from recycling beer bottles on a few ladies of the evening.

Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.
ladies of the evening by Mr Lahey January 6, 2014

Ladiesman217 

Ladiesman217 is the username Sam Witwicky used on eBay to sell his grandfather's (Archibald Witwicky) glasses.
Simmons (Sector 7) - Are you Ladiesman217 ?

Sam Witwicky - Yeah.
Ladiesman217 by Ladiesman666 June 30, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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