A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

Labyrinthitis by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

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Labour whore

One of the countless women that chased after the sex god that was Clement Richard Attlee.

Labour Whore: Is that the NHS in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Attlee: Yes, Labour whore. Yes I am. *lovemaking ensues*

Labour whore by Labour17 January 14, 2009

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labuschagne

This family name is francais and south african and they are so cool, people always think that they are related to the the great aussie cricketer Marnus Labuschagne. So COOL

Marnus Labuschagne just scored a three

labuschagne by Funlay Labby September 14, 2019

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Ad Labium

A rebuttal used to point out the fact your opponent, in your argument, is acting like a hysterical woman, usually resorting to personal attacks.

Peyton: Yea, well your mom is a fat bitch!
Lucas: Ad Labium, fucker.

Ad Labium by Lilslayer569 September 21, 2021

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