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Khiabani effect 

When you paradoxically refer the current time, usually shortly after 12:00 am to "tomorrow", as it is still night and your mindset for tomorrow is the next morning but conventionally the day has changed, so you end up in a ridiculous, paradoxical statement like "It's tomorrow now"!
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.
- When is the match?!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!
Khiabani effect by Mazsch January 3, 2020
Related Words
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The sacred name is held by few and those who hold it are the strongest of the bunch are generally short and very good looking

Khyia I hope you find your true love,I love you
Hey Khyia how's it going
khyia by Ramen boi 2k17 February 22, 2017
The curly haired bad bitch, but she she's very humble. She has a very small circle of friends, though she's cool with many people. She has a dumb sense of humor but she manages to make almost anyone laugh
"Yo I really like that girl Kyia"
Kyia by Getlikekyia January 4, 2017

Kylian Mbappe 

When you you want to describe the best player in the world, or the best player of all time, or that player that scored in the 2018 World Cup final at only age 19! And became the second teenager in history to score in a World Cup final.
Guy #1 Ronaldo is is the best player in the world.
Guy #2 Nahh, U ain’t herd of {Kylian Mbappe}
Guy #1 Oh yea Never mind
Kylian Mbappe by Aylexx May 29, 2019
Waters of the sea (japanese) The loved one (Hawiian). Beautiful, loving, kind, friendly, and helpful. A blessing from God. Always wanting to make you laugh. Girl to be friends with for life. Pronounced Ky-a.
Kyiah
Kyiah by The bombdiggity February 3, 2010
adjective

1) A drag used when somebody goes above and beyond over something minuscule or irrelevant.

2) Someone who nobody knows or cares for.
person 1: remy ma becomes first female rapper with the initials “R.M.” to surpass 22 THOUSAND streams on SoundCloud.

person 2: KHIA achievement
Khia by tayrianaslut September 18, 2022