The body's natural defense to unprovoked tickling, often characterized by sudden and violent thrusts and swinging of the legs directed towards the
perpetrator. Known to be deadly, those initiating the tickling will often come to regret their life choices very abruptly, especially when receiving a high
velocity foot
to the face.
While enjoying lunch with several others and seeming
perfectly innocuous, Matt deftly reaches around to Keren and
casually tickles her, which in turn leads to an epic kickling match, of which an ambulance ride and a month
drinking food from a straw is the result for Matt.