Kickling

The body's natural defense to unprovoked tickling, often characterized by sudden and violent thrusts and swinging of the legs directed towards the perpetrator. Known to be deadly, those initiating the tickling will often come to regret their life choices very abruptly, especially when receiving a high velocity foot to the face.

While enjoying lunch with several others and seeming perfectly innocuous, Matt deftly reaches around to Keren and casually tickles her, which in turn leads to an epic kickling match, of which an ambulance ride and a month drinking food from a straw is the result for Matt.

Kickling by bonquequeg May 15, 2018

kickling

verb. kicking your feet and giggling at the same time

saw art of my comfort character. started kickling out of excitement.

kickling by object_lover03 September 18, 2023

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

Kackling 

The most annoying form of cackling. Only Kamala can kackle and annoy the shito out of everyone. All cacklers recognize thiso and they supporto creating a new word for her cackling.

Ergo, please add Kackling to your Urban Diccionario.

Example: Regular people cackle. Kamala Harris Kackles because Kackling is her thingo.

Kackling by @ilDonaldoTrumpo April 14, 2021

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

Kicking shit 

Doing nothing useful

He was sitting at home for the whole day kicking shit rather than doing his homework

Kicking shit by mindjammer June 5, 2016

kicking the hammer 

Doing something unnecessary or without a good reason

Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.

kicking the hammer by DoTheDood May 21, 2017