kwinny 

South American species of Urban Cougar that is rumored to be closely related to the Chupacabra. This species survives in a constant state of mental incompetence,and survives on the gossip and drama of other closely related pillhead species.Characterized by their moustache, terrible accent, and shiny face. Their preferred method of hunting is irc chatrooms.

"I heard there was a kwinny sighting last night at the bar.Dave almost didn't get out alive!"

"I haven't seen an Argentinian kwinny cougar with as fine a moustache as that one!"

kwinny by verbalabuser June 21, 2008

kwincy 

A hard working person who is loyal to his family. Loves his kids and is a great mentor. Loves to go to exotic places. He also loves to make jokes about everyone he meets. He can tease you in the funniest way. Is a lover of new things. And likes exotic things.

Wow this guy is strong and funny like a kwincy

kwincy by Chowderdog July 5, 2018

Van Kinny 

On Pro Evoultion Soccer when someone either:

a: switches the play at a random and unnecessary time

b: scores with Van Persie from 45 years out

c: breaks the legs of another player and gets a "ticking off" from the ref

Van Kinny! *goes out for throwing*

Van Kinny by Adforperu January 21, 2009

kwinky kwonk 

Hella thick and fine

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky

kwinky kwonk by Diabolicalteam101 December 8, 2016

Kwincy 

I can tell what kinda girl this is just by reading how this name is spelled. She can’t just be spelled with a Q because she is SPECIAL. Sis needs all the attention no matter where she is, even if it’s a situation including nothing relevant to her! She’s probably a compulsive liar and if you have an issue in your life you better be sure there’s some made up issue in here that’s ten times worse. But you just can’t hate her because she can be really funny and cool.

“Hey, who’s that?”
“That’s Kwincy, enough said.”

Kwincy by Gzzzzz111666600005555 March 1, 2020

kwintyn 

Kwintyn is the cutest boy with light brown eyes and black hair. He stands up for his friends/girlfriend if someone messes with them, he is the most romantic and freaky person you will ever meet. He is also lazy, overprotective, loving, hot asf, and the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for, and also comes up with the most cheesey jokes ever.

I Love Kwintyn, he is the best boyfriend. ❤

kwintyn by Ariel Fox September 27, 2020

Kwinn 

A massive dicked man who has more charisma then thought possible. Some refer to him as 2 stroke kwinn but He has been known to last days in bed so it probably refers to the engine type.

“Kwinn rizzed up his teacher effortlessly.”

Kwinn by Eggnetdart May 15, 2023