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Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
kustard by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023

the Kushtards 

A derisive nickname for the top power couple in America, Ivanka and Jared.
On their most recent 2019 field trip with Dad, the Kushtards were dressed to the nines at the Korean DMZ, wearing those weird, glassy-eyed stares they’ve both clearly practiced and perfected.

kustard  

A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food
guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!
kustard by David the gangster August 25, 2008
Japanese term which translates directly into "asshole" in English. Not to be confused with kisama which is more akin to "son of a bitch."
Japanese: "Kusotaro, bukoroshiteyaruzo!
English: "Asshole, I'll kill you!
kusotaro by Susumu November 9, 2004
Mixture of ketchup and mustard.
"So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."

"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."

"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."
Kustard by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011

kusotare 

Kusotare: Pronounced (k-soh-tah-ray)

Kusotare is basically calling someone a "Shithead". It is used only as an insult and is meant to provoke someone into fighting.
Come here and fight me! Kusotare! Yeah, you!
kusotare by Pakkun November 20, 2007