kustard

Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.

Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."

by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023

kustard

A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food

guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!

by David the gangster August 25, 2008

Kustard

Mixture of ketchup and mustard.

"So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."

"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."

"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."

by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011

Kentucky Kustard

A disturbed little girl boy thing

"Did you see Kentucky Kustard put all that stuff up his ass? he is such a faggot"

by speakercd September 10, 2007