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kustard
Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
kustard by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
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the Kushtards
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kustard
guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!
kustard by David the gangster August 25, 2008
Kustard
"So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."
"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."
"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."
"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."
"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."
Kustard by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011
Kentucky Kustard
Kentucky Kustard by speakercd September 10, 2007
Kumitard
Someone who ignores any logical argument made against them and who will continue to die on the hill that they are on regardless if it's been disproven
Kumitard by Some Sonic Fan February 13, 2021
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