kustard

Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.

Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."

by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023

kustard

A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food

guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!

by David the gangster August 25, 2008

Kustard

Mixture of ketchup and mustard.

"So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."

"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."

"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."

by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011

Kentucky Kustard

A disturbed little girl boy thing

"Did you see Kentucky Kustard put all that stuff up his ass? he is such a faggot"

by speakercd September 10, 2007

the Kushtards

A derisive nickname for the top power couple in America, Ivanka and Jared.

On their most recent 2019 field trip with Dad, the Kushtards were dressed to the nines at the Korean DMZ, wearing those weird, glassy-eyed stares they’ve both clearly practiced and perfected.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2019

Kurtarded

Someone who makes nonsensical clichés while referring to themselves in the third person and trying to the jobs of others.

-See also: Kurt Davis

Dude, you are being kurtarded, other people work here too!

by Bill Lumburge March 6, 2008

Kurtarded

someone who is more retarded than a retard often has no idea about what is going on arond him/herself often seen as the biggest dope in social group comes from kurt cobain being a dope and killing himself

man that guy is kurtarded who has no idea whats going on

by poohead111 April 5, 2010