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Krzyston 

see that jew? hes such a Krzyston
Krzyston by THE MCBEAST October 18, 2008
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It's a toilet, or rather the room containing the toilet. It's from a 19th Century Cockney word 'carsey' meaning a privy, and is itself probably derived from the Italian 'casa' meaning house. Interestingly, the original word 'carsey' could also mean a den or brothel! It does make you wonder what the old Cockneys got up to when they went to the toilet.
Malcolm's been in the karzy for an hour!
Crappin' or five finger shufflin'?
With Malcolm you really don't want to know.
Karzy by Croatalin February 15, 2014

KURZGESAGT

Very noice scientific YouTube channel with extraordinary op topics in a nutshell.
A: What are you watching? That's so damn interesting... and it's so gorgeous! Look at those smooth animations...
B: It's Kurs... Kurze... That german channel... Kurzgesagt - in a nutshell.
KURZGESAGT by Giorgia Meloni January 8, 2020
History: The Kulzy came about in the year 1975 and has been adopted as an adjective widely used in New Jersey. Usually only used to describe men, it can refer to certain women.
The master of the universe. A man who has given up his life for the sake of discovering bias. Apparently a Kulzy is so able to do this that he can even find bias in statistical analysis generated by computers. A Kulzy can be any person that spends most of his life in a library, either being a librarian or reading. Kulzy's have been known to wander the streets of New Jersey in search of DBQs and FRQs. It is also possible for the scent of Kulzy's lair to overpower people into submission. Kulzy's have been known to accidentally offend people without even realizing it.
Common Attributes of a Kulzy:
*Historian
*Old
*Has a lair
*Cultural Phenomenon
*Grumpy
*Hates Witches
Rich: "I'm confused what do we have to do man?"

Christian: "Uh oh, seems like you have been confuzzled by a Kulzy today...basically"

Esau: "Kulzy is the master of the universe."

B: "I just saw a Kulzy wandering the library!"

Rich: "I'm still confused."
Kulzy by DBQ King March 17, 2009

olga kurylenko 

The super hot actress from the movie hitman, also will be the new bond girl!!
Damn Olga Kurylenko was hot in that movie, #47 must have been gay not to hit that
olga kurylenko by tunazz June 16, 2008
Polish name for Christopher, the Christ-bearer. The name of a man of great character, deep faith, enjoyable sense of humour, and tremendous generosity. His smile is contagious, and it lights up any room. He is someone many people are drawn to and look to for guidance and wisdom - a leader and a very special friend for those he allows to share his heart.
That man is a Krzysztof, and I would love to get to know him!
Krzysztof by clarias95 January 31, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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