kurteen

An obnoxiously unique name of a girl in the southwest. It comes with great parking karma, a super sexy husband, wrong food orders, and an easy means for creepy guys to find her on social media platforms.

Fun fact: Kurteen is the only name in the United States that ranks with a 100% hot girl population.
Person one: "Hi my name is Kurteen"
Person two: "Omg it's so nice to meet you Christine!"

Person one: "Hi Coda Bakery, I would like three #63 with no mint with onion tofu. Order name Kurteen"
Person two: "Thank you. Your order ready Kuabeen"
by YourLocalTunaDaddy August 31, 2022
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