kurteen

An obnoxiously unique name of a girl in the southwest. It comes with great parking karma, a super sexy husband, wrong food orders, and an easy means for creepy guys to find her on social media platforms.

Fun fact: Kurteen is the only name in the United States that ranks with a 100% hot girl population.

Person one: "Hi my name is Kurteen"
Person two: "Omg it's so nice to meet you Christine!"

Person one: "Hi Coda Bakery, I would like three #63 with no mint with onion tofu. Order name Kurteen"
Person two: "Thank you. Your order ready Kuabeen"

kurteen by YourLocalTunaDaddy August 31, 2022

kurtenbach

Kurtenbach is the name for a usually tall girl, with blonde hair. She has a great body, but her personality is the key. If you are a boyfriend, or girlfriend of someone with the name of Kurtenbach you are a very lucky person, and never let go of them.

“Dude your so lucky that you have that great of a girlfriend, with the last name Kurtenbach!”

kurtenbach by John38492hd October 15, 2017

KurtHenryJohnson 

A very cool person and someone girls love.

He is like an KurtHenryJohnson.

KurtHenryJohnson by TheLitterate1 July 9, 2022

kurtsen 

A great person to be around with. Has the mind of a sly fox. Works smart and thinks practically. Finds it hard to fall in love and cannot trust others easily. Once u gain their trust they will do anything for you. Difficult to say no to. Always up to no good. Quiet and shy for some a crazy person for some.

Tyler - Have u seen Kurtsen?
Paula- I guess he’s stuck in bed like always with his phone

kurtsen by LogicalManiac April 18, 2020

kureen 

A man with the largest dick balls you'll ever meet

"wow Linda his kureen was humongofous"

kureen by Kjx red beast November 6, 2020

kureen 

She’s not like other Karen’s. Kureen is built different. Think an ESTJ on steroids from the hood. She doesn’t have the early 2000s tlc reality show look. She wears clothes to resemble the high school girls she terrorizes. She says the n-word. And she’s single.

Person 1: Have u heard of a kureen?
Person 2: no
Person 1: good. Let’s keep it that way

kureen by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

Kureen 

A karen except her hatefulness is rooted out of jealousy towards underage girls. She hates being old and ugly so she takes out her dom kink on their lifestyle

Person 1: I encountered a kureen

Person 2: be careful man she could’ve just had turrets

Kureen by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022