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A great person to be around with. Has the mind of a sly fox. Works smart and thinks practically. Finds it hard to fall in love and cannot trust others easily. Once u gain their trust they will do anything for you. Difficult to say no to. Always up to no good. Quiet and shy for some a crazy person for some.
Tyler - Have u seen Kurtsen?
Paula- I guess he’s stuck in bed like always with his phone
kurtsen by LogicalManiac April 18, 2020
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My wonderful, amazingly beautiful girl friend... Everything about her is GRADE A PERFECT. She makes me smile no matter what mood im in.... ILOVEYOU babe
wonderful Kursten
Kursten by cupcake420 March 4, 2012

kurtseyeliner

The best tiktoker i’ve ever heard of who makes amazing tiktoks and is a really cool mutual ❤️
Kurtseyeliner is so cool!

kurtseyeliner

the best person ever💖💖💖
omg it’s kurtseyeliner
- who is that?
the most amazing human being!!
kurtseyeliner by .hshqs May 31, 2021

kurtseyeliner

kurtseyeliner is a TikToker. She is one of the nicest people I have ever met!! She has very great music taste and is an important person in my life who everyone should care about. Everybody loves kurtseyeliner because she’s the best and deserves everything she wants. She is super funny and thinks the song “mask” is bad and that’s correct. She is the most famous and best BFF you can have!! -kurtseyeliner’s friend (I think)
“Do you know kurtseyeliner?” “Hell yeah I love her”

@kurtseyeliner

the best depressed non binary Bff you can ever have. They love strawberries. Hate Courtney love and carrots. Hurt them and you'll see a girl named Harsha in your bedroom at 3 pm🙂

kurtsexual

A kurtsexual is someone who is neither homosexual nor hetrosexual, as they do not like anyone else apart from Nirvana's lead singer, Kurt Cobain, despite him being dead. Kurtsexuals are usually 13 year old boys who have covered their room with posters of Kurt, done drugs or desire to take heroin to be like Kurt, tried to shoot themselves in the head with a shotgun, bought all his signed stuff off eBay, and want to go visit his grave sometime.
Dean : "Hey man, this girl wants to have anal with you on Friday night"

Jack: Nahh, I'm only interested in Kurt. i'm a kurtsexual. MM fuck yeah, Kurt Cobain :P

* masturbates whilst lookingg at lifesize poster of Kurt Cobain and making orgasmic noises*

Dean: Mmm you need to get a life. Kurt's dead
kurtsexual by Henry's bird :P June 11, 2007
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