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kurkov

A Russian last name meaning power and authority. People who carry such last name are more likely to be successful and good looking throughout life. A person carrying such last name shall be looked up to and respected.
He's a Kurkov, don't mess with him!
by Joseph T January 31, 2006
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kurov

A typical shitty macedonian joke where if someone asks where or with what they reply with NA KUROV or SO KUROV and then the retard proceeds to laugh like a lunatic.
Kaj e elena ? - NA KUROVVVVVV *proceeds to laugh like a retard*

So koj si ? - SO KUROOOVVVVVVVV *proceeds to laugh like a retard*
by Tome Aramija November 17, 2020
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Kurkowski

A legendary Bearded fellow. Well respected, and a devil with the ladies.
"Dude, nice beard."
"Thanks."
"You must be a Kurkowski with the ladies."
by Chememistry Student November 17, 2011
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Karkov

Karkov
A low-grade vodka chosen by many underage drinkers that results in horrific hangovers and many bad decisions. Being only $13.99 for a plastic 1.75, many college students chose to drink this in the form of shots, pulls, and mixed drinks. Very few "champs" can take it down without a chaser.
"Dude, sick you bought Karkrash?" -typical underage drinker
"What do you want from the liquor store?"-a 21-year-old
"A 1.75 of Karkov"- a response from a very poor college student
by Badassmothafucka212 March 1, 2010
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to kuskovskify

verb ( kuskovskifying ; past kuskovskify |kooskovskifi|; past part. kuskovskify )

1. to strike fear into a person or object through subjective punishment.

2. to be suspended or expelled due to bias, bigotry or oxymoronic behavior

ORIGIN coined at the Leysin American School in response to the panic struck during "random" drug tests and disproportional punishments coinciding with 2009 Headmaster Kuskovski's emotional discomfiture. Now used widely amongst LAS graduates and students
Q. "Why are you crying in the fetal position?"
A. "I've been a bad citizen in the LAS community!"
Q. "Naw dude, you've been kuskovskified."

PHRASES

Admin: "The student body is feeling safe, time to kuskovskify."
Student: "I was kuskovskified for losing my teacher's pen."
Parent: "This kuskovskifying is turning my daughter pathological."
by las_grad May 3, 2009
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Karkov

An extremely cheap brand of vodka consumed mostly by high schoolers and penny pinchers.
You'll see why its that damn cheap the next morning.
"OMG did you goto Brian's party friday?"
"Yeah I would've rather not have gone."
"How come?"
"I got shitty black'd out and woke up next to Ulga with a headache this big."
"Ohhh I take it you were champin the Karkov huh?"
by PurplePlayboy January 22, 2009
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krukovv

An annoying friend or other gamer. always messing things up, and always being annoying. (this isnt modeled after one of my friends, this is an actual term we use)
(the krukovv does something) Oh my god your such a krukovv.
by BioPulse37 December 10, 2016
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