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Karkov
A low-grade vodka chosen by many underage drinkers that results in horrific hangovers and many bad decisions. Being only $13.99 for a plastic 1.75, many college students chose to drink this in the form of shots, pulls, and mixed drinks. Very few "champs" can take it down without a chaser.
"Dude, sick you bought Karkrash?" -typical underage drinker
"What do you want from the liquor store?"-a 21-year-old
"A 1.75 of Karkov"- a response from a very poor college student
Karkov by Badassmothafucka212 March 1, 2010
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An extremely cheap brand of vodka consumed mostly by high schoolers and penny pinchers.
You'll see why its that damn cheap the next morning.
"OMG did you goto Brian's party friday?"
"Yeah I would've rather not have gone."
"How come?"
"I got shitty black'd out and woke up next to Ulga with a headache this big."
"Ohhh I take it you were champin the Karkov huh?"
Karkov by PurplePlayboy January 22, 2009
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Karkout is a word that describes a certain type of middle eastern people who have excellent attributes in their own original bazaar way. They are very rare and originally found in their home place, the southern mountains of Syria.
Karkouts are very intelligent and quick witted. They are known to be called names like Newton, Einstein, f(x), Metric Tensor and so on. A Karkout's intellect is very curious itself. Karkouts are almost bound to win discussions and debates. They are originally funny in a funny way. They have a very different sense of humor that makes you laugh in a way you never knew existed. They are originally talented. They can excel in almost anything you throw at them in a very short time.
Karkouts are found to always have controversial opinions and practices. They are bound to openly rebel on their societies. They are very kind and sympathetic, romantic and dirty minded at the same time and in their original way. It is easy to recognize their individuality and extreme intellect even by indirect observation. It's also just as easy to be attracted to their charming character and their above-average looks.
If you happen to come across a Karkout you must breed with them. It is in the favor of the human race that you devote your life to spread their genes. It's not a problem if that doesn't convince you, because if you are lucky enough to attract one of them they will convince you to do so anyway.
1. Oh How Karkouty! Hahahahehahoheeeeeffffffufufufurrrrrroookkkkkkitititiitititititititititit!

2. Drug Dealer: Oh don't give those to a Karkout though! We get high, Karkouts leave the universe!

3. Teacher: Excellent work Sara, had you put a bit less effort into this you would have had a good chance of being the Karkout of the class!
Karkout by Mr. OK August 5, 2016
A character created by Data East who first appeared in the game Bad Dudes, then to other games such as his own game entitled Karnov. He is a fat, Russian, fire-breathing circus freak with a moustache and red pants. He has appeared in Bad Dudes, Karnov, Fighters History, Fighters History Dynamite(also known as Karnov's Revenge) and the ever popular Dance Dance Karnov.
Oh no, Karnov! Green fish guy with bag and hand down his pants is dancing around city breaking things!
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karlovacko

Best freakin beer in the world!
Waiter, Karlovacko please!
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Strongest tank in the game war front turning point.
It has five independent turrets that murder ground units.
It is very slow and cannot defend itself against air attacks. It can be used while playing as the Russians in multiplayer.
Going up against Kharkov Rampagers with light tanks isn't fun.
Kharkov Rampager by fatfuny January 24, 2008
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