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Kurowski 

The act of inserting one's finger in an exotic dancer's anus.
Dave was thrown out of the club for Kurowskiing that stripper.
Kurowski by Anonym1174 August 26, 2013

to kuskovskify 

verb ( kuskovskifying ; past kuskovskify |kooskovskifi|; past part. kuskovskify )

1. to strike fear into a person or object through subjective punishment.

2. to be suspended or expelled due to bias, bigotry or oxymoronic behavior

ORIGIN coined at the Leysin American School in response to the panic struck during "random" drug tests and disproportional punishments coinciding with 2009 Headmaster Kuskovski's emotional discomfiture. Now used widely amongst LAS graduates and students
Q. "Why are you crying in the fetal position?"
A. "I've been a bad citizen in the LAS community!"
Q. "Naw dude, you've been kuskovskified."

PHRASES

Admin: "The student body is feeling safe, time to kuskovskify."
Student: "I was kuskovskified for losing my teacher's pen."
Parent: "This kuskovskifying is turning my daughter pathological."
to kuskovskify by las_grad May 3, 2009

Josephi Krakowski 

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

Lisa Murkowski 

A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!
It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!
Lisa Murkowski by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010

Kalkowski 

A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a “lesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.
Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher
Kalkowski by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

murkowski 

I was going to do the right thing, but then decided it was easier to be a fucking murkowski
murkowski by Zombie64 February 1, 2020
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