kurato

a boy who is very cocky and sassy

That is such a Kurato thing to do.

by donutman47 March 28, 2022

Kratom Shirt

When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.

He totally missed his mouth, now he has kratom shirt!

by Goosed14 September 24, 2018

The Kratos

"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher

Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.

Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.

Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.

Step 4: Collect her orbs.

Step 5: Level Up!

"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."

by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011

Krazy Kurtosh

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.

The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.

by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022

Kumatora

"Kuma" is Japanese for Bear, and "Tora" is Japanese for Tiger. So you're technically saying "Bear-Tiger." Best known as one of the main playable characters in Mother 3.

Kumatora could totally kick Duster's ass.

by danny low January 18, 2009

kratos

The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.

Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.

by mahhag June 5, 2005

kuato

An infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. As seen in the 1990 film Total Recall, where Kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on Mars. When Kuato emerged from his host's abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.

The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fuckin' George Washington.

by Aaron T. October 8, 2006