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kurato by donutman47 March 28, 2022
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Kratom Shirt
When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.
Kratom Shirt by Goosed14 September 24, 2018
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The Kratos
"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."
The Kratos by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011
Krazy Kurtosh
The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
Krazy Kurtosh by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022
kratos
The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.
Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.
kuato
An infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. As seen in the 1990 film Total Recall, where Kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on Mars. When Kuato emerged from his host's abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.