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knotmick
knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.
You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick
knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
knotmick by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019
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kunot • kuno titik asshole man fever • knot • kunoichi • kuno • knot head • knotty • knott • knotting • Knotts Berry Farm
Kunova
knot-so-fresh
Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
knot-so-fresh by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014
douche knot
Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016
Glebe kunt
John: hey sam, check out that abo, he’s a Glebe kunt!
Sam: yeahhhh fuck off ya Glebe kunt
Abo: fuck off white kunt, that’s right I’m a Glebe kunt.
Sam: yeahhhh fuck off ya Glebe kunt
Abo: fuck off white kunt, that’s right I’m a Glebe kunt.
Glebe kunt by Omran October 24, 2018
tie the knot
1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
tie the knot by nikonikonii April 2, 2017
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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