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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.
THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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paul kinder
a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck
paul kinder by End Me Plz October 4, 2017
Kindergender
Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.
it's an excuse for pedophila
it's an excuse for pedophila
“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”
Kindergender by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018
Kender
Kindergender
1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.
"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."
"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."
"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."
Kindergender by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018
Kuudere
An anime/manga slang term for a character that is cold, blunt, cynical, and pretty much doesn't care if her beloved dies. That's what she is on the outside but she is actually caring and nice on the inside.
Differs from tsundere since tsundere is when the character frequently runs hot and cold between tsun and dere. Kuudere is when the character only occasionally shows her caring side.
Differs from tsundere since tsundere is when the character frequently runs hot and cold between tsun and dere. Kuudere is when the character only occasionally shows her caring side.
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