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Kundermuff 

a woman who either bothers, annoys, takes advantage of, or angers someone to the point at which the person using the word has lost all sense of self and would now give anything to have this women tied up and beaten, horribly embarrassed, choked out, gang-banged, throat-fucked, railed out(means to fuck a woman to the point of screaming herself hoarse), chewed out(means to fuck a woman, only to depart just seconds after ejaculation), molly whopped(means to fuck a women and repeatedly beat her with a mop until you cum inside her....no condom), or have something really disturbing happen to her entire family.
"I can't believe she would actually do that to me... that fucking Kundermuff bitch."

"That splinted cuffed Kundermuff just ran her little bitch mouth again... not cool you hoe... you dirty...dirty...dirty heart-breaking skank shank. You deserve every second of pain because of all the horrible hurtful shit that you've been putting me through. You betrayed me.... how could you?"
Kundermuff by Chris Sheffler January 28, 2010
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dundermuffin 

a name for someone you feel is annoying you, or you simply want to call a dundermuffin since it's fun to say.
"dundermuffin, this is pam."
dundermuffin by Julia Green October 27, 2007

Dundermuffin 

someone who is a very dear friend.
Sarah and Elizabeth are dundermuffins.
Dundermuffin by osiyf;aso5804e864 November 17, 2016

dundermuff

That dander skin flakes and gray cheese that forms on A fat nasty white broads fupa"or front butt" usually found working in a mc donalds drive thru with a boyfriend named daquan who is currently borrowing her car..
Yo dawg. Her dundermuff stank so bad I almost yacked. But we need that ebt..
dundermuff by Joe dangler January 10, 2022

gundermuffin 

1. a small starved female human-like mole rat creature that scavanges for garbage on sight. Mostly found under small wooden boardwalks at the beach, sometimes found in caves. Speaks in grunting noises and/or screechings. Usually wears tattered, dirt covered ripped clothes.

2. a female scavenger found at the beach

3. female beach troll
she moved through the shadows by the sound of the ocean and the smell of the dumpsters. She was gundermuffin
gundermuffin by dannnyelle August 16, 2009
A female grooming style characterized by a cleanly shaven upper pubic region, coupled with unshorn labia down below.
Last night at Cindy’s, it was super hot until I reached below her silky smooth FUPA, only to get my ring caught in her shaggy undermuff.
Undermuff by TheDDog January 6, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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