Kundermuff

a woman who either bothers, annoys, takes advantage of, or angers someone to the point at which the person using the word has lost all sense of self and would now give anything to have this women tied up and beaten, horribly embarrassed, choked out, gang-banged, throat-fucked, railed out(means to fuck a woman to the point of screaming herself hoarse), chewed out(means to fuck a woman, only to depart just seconds after ejaculation), molly whopped(means to fuck a women and repeatedly beat her with a mop until you cum inside her....no condom), or have something really disturbing happen to her entire family.

"I can't believe she would actually do that to me... that fucking Kundermuff bitch."

"That splinted cuffed Kundermuff just ran her little bitch mouth again... not cool you hoe... you dirty...dirty...dirty heart-breaking skank shank. You deserve every second of pain because of all the horrible hurtful shit that you've been putting me through. You betrayed me.... how could you?"

by Chris Sheffler January 28, 2010

dundermuffin

a name for someone you feel is annoying you, or you simply want to call a dundermuffin since it's fun to say.

"dundermuffin, this is pam."

by Julia Green October 27, 2007

Dundermuffin

someone who is a very dear friend.

Sarah and Elizabeth are dundermuffins.

by osiyf;aso5804e864 November 17, 2016

dundermuff

That dander skin flakes and gray cheese that forms on A fat nasty white broads fupa"or front butt" usually found working in a mc donalds drive thru with a boyfriend named daquan who is currently borrowing her car..

Yo dawg. Her dundermuff stank so bad I almost yacked. But we need that ebt..

by Joe dangler January 10, 2022

gundermuffin

1. a small starved female human-like mole rat creature that scavanges for garbage on sight. Mostly found under small wooden boardwalks at the beach, sometimes found in caves. Speaks in grunting noises and/or screechings. Usually wears tattered, dirt covered ripped clothes.

2. a female scavenger found at the beach

3. female beach troll

she moved through the shadows by the sound of the ocean and the smell of the dumpsters. She was gundermuffin

by dannnyelle August 16, 2009

Undermuff

A female grooming style characterized by a cleanly shaven upper pubic region, coupled with unshorn labia down below.

Last night at Cindy’s, it was super hot until I reached below her silky smooth FUPA, only to get my ring caught in her shaggy undermuff.

by TheDDog January 6, 2026