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"Ah kuklah"
kuklah by Jesus's Advocate February 11, 2010
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The word "kukla" is a Russian word and the original English translation is "pretty doll". But it has turned into a slang word that is defined as follows:

A woman who is usually lives in or near Glendale, CA (although there are some in other geographical locations). She has mastered the art of photo-shopping in order to make herself look attractive on all possible social media outlets. She spends her day thinking of better angles and poses in order to take new better selfies. She loves to add irrelevant "deep" captions to her selfies. One of the most popular ones is- "Real eyes realize real lies". She contemplates changing her hair color every other day, her ultimate wish is to achieve a dark red hair color which resembles the same color as a favorite Russian soup called "borsh".

She drives a brand new BMW or Mercedes Benz, the most common model is the C-class. The car is usually purchased by her father as a gift for her sweet sixteen or for graduating high school. She can be found driving on Glenoaks Blvd, at almost any hookah lounge, or at Starbucks.
Hey look at that kukla taking a selfie with her pumpkin spice latte!
kukla by RealEyesRealLies October 30, 2013
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A Woman with inflated lips, nose job, fake breasts, drives a C-Class, and is always on Glenoaks or at Kaffe Rouge. Looks to marry a rich man so she can stay at home and do nothing.
Let's go on Glenoaks looking for some kuklas.
Kukla by GlenoaksTony February 25, 2013
The lower hanging part of the female genitalia often observable when one wears scant attire.
"I like to wear things you can see my kukkah in."
kukkah by pharrel85 December 19, 2014
A Russian word which means “ Pretty Doll” but has turned into a slang term by Russian and English speakers.

Kukla is a usually a Caucasian person that lives or is from America that has parents who are rich or have a high net worth. A Kukla usually only cares about their Instagram followers, Starbucks and shitting on people who don’t have what she has. A Kukla also takes frequent trips to Europe and Central America for months usually complaining to managers of business and starts an onlyfans the minute she turns 18.
Look at that Kukla at Starbucks Suka Blyat
Kukla by Dhdndndndn September 21, 2021

Kuklau, Soren "Chucker"

Founder and head administrator of MystCommunity.com, a large, popular webboard where fans of the Myst series computer games hang out.
Example? It's a name. Isn't that obvious?


Okay, then... for all those d'mis out there... "I talked to Chucker yesterday about MystCommunity."
Kuklau, Soren "Chucker" by Sarai February 8, 2004
Don’t trust anyone name kulah
Kulah by Himhimhim November 20, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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