kuglet 

A particularly violent and messy, yet small and dainty dookie. with the past tense being kugulated, and the present tense being kugulating. pronounced "kuh-glet", "kuh-gyou-lated" and "kuh-gyou-lating"

Jaiden: DUDE YOU JUST KUGULATED ALL OVER THE COUCH.
cocksuckler98: sorry that kuglet couldn't wait any longer.

kuglet by cocksuckler98 January 21, 2024

kuslet 

A word used by a group of Bucharian homo sexuals living in Long Island, NY. The word has no meaning whatsoever except when it is used to describe a scumbag who pretends to be a player but always goes back to the same girl. These kids act very ghetto, except they are not. If they were brought to Far Rockaway at night, they would get shot. Theyre all current/future participants in Nassau Community College, if they even make it there. It is more likely for them to end up dead or in jail.

Another common word they use frequenty, is bird- believing that when you walk down the hallway screaming pidgeon or quack it will actually hurt peoples feelings when it actually just makes them look like dumbasses. They also think that egging peoples houses will make them cry when theyre the ones attending college harassing highschool girls.

Gary: Ayo Mikey your a kuslett, new kuslet of the group give you till monday to make your shit single.

Lior: yea yea i agree! and people use me for my car!

kuslet by me0wsrb September 28, 2009

Kugle 

The insertion of a person's fingers into another person's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort. The subject of the kugle is most often talking with an adult and must remain straight faced while being kugled. There are four basic kugling techniques.

The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.

The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.

Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.

Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.

Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.

"Tom kugled me so hard when I was talking to Mr. Webb, I almost broke out laughing."

"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."

Kugle by Darnell C. May 18, 2012

keglet 

A mini keg. It's Great for small parties, and its so freaking cute.

Yeah dude I'm just chillin at my house with some friends and we got a keglet!

keglet by chillyj January 4, 2007

torri kugle

Someone from the Harrisburg Pennsylvania area who does stand up comedy from time to time. Torri Kugle can usually be found helping people whenever they need it. Torri Kugle has a lot of followers and is famous in the Harrisburg area. Torri Kugle does awesome things and is the definition of epic!

Whenever Torri Kugle isn't entertaining people he is busy helping them out.

Did you see the guy riding that lawn mower to McDonalds? Yeah, that was Torri Kugle!

torri kugle by Hankthehillbilly August 29, 2018

kuglen 

Smarter than smart.

Above:
Genius
Brilliant
Wise
Smart
Bright
Clever

My boyfriend is smarter than smart; he's kuglen.

kuglen by dwrickman March 1, 2014

Kugler 

General term for both male and female genitalia.

Look at the size of his kugler!

Oh my God, Susan, my kugler itches.

I'm fairly certain my kugler will fit in yours.

Everyone pees from their kugler.

Kugler by The Zane May 10, 2010