kuglen

Smarter than smart.

Above:
Genius
Brilliant
Wise
Smart
Bright
Clever

My boyfriend is smarter than smart; he's kuglen.

by dwrickman March 1, 2014

Kuglen

Smarter than someone who is considered a Savant, Einstein, Genius, Brilliant, Wise, Smart, Bright, and/or Clever.

Mr. Kuglen is the only person in the world who is smart enough to be considered a Kuglen.

by Syndikos February 27, 2014

Kugle

The insertion of a person's fingers into another person's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort. The subject of the kugle is most often talking with an adult and must remain straight faced while being kugled. There are four basic kugling techniques.

The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.

The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.

Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.

Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.

Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.

"Tom kugled me so hard when I was talking to Mr. Webb, I almost broke out laughing."

"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."

by Darnell C. May 18, 2012

King Kullen'd

To crap your pants in a public place.

Guy 1: Oh my God!

Guy 2: What's the matter?

Guy 3: You King Kullen'd again?

by Sone Dude January 24, 2009

king kullen

King Kullen is a large grocery store manily located in Longisland New York. Founed my Michael Cullen, they claim to be "Americans Fist Supermarket!". Their theme song plays raidly throught out the day, and gets stuck in your head to the point where killing yourself is a good idea. Their prices are a little more expensive than others, but do double the couponds. The gorcery store employees are all 16 year old girls and middle aged women who look completley miserable while they ask for "paper and plastic", but no matter what you say, they'll just give you plastic. Any young man that works there, are the stock boys who do nothing but steel the food that they are stocking. The store does have its quircks though. Every 20 mins or so, the song "Singing in the Rain" is played while the vegtable sprinklers are turnned on. The store is even decorated for every single American holiday, and are also open for every holiday. All and all, the employees are a drab, but the store isnt that bad.

Jen-"Welcome to King Kullen, do you have any couponds?"
Coustomer-"Hello, and why yes i do! Thank you for reminding me!"
Jen-"Ugh God damn it."

by Jesselyn May 1, 2008

Kullen

Alpha male

HHEEYYY BABY GIRRRLLL Kullen is an alpha male

by aallpphhaa mmaallee May 3, 2022

Kullen

I like sucking chodes, HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABBBBBBBBY GIRLLLLLLLLLL how you doing *lip bite* Kullens are super tall hot and sexy. He literally bulls all the girls with his alpha physique.

Holy balls that kullen is so hot

by bigballcrusher June 13, 2022