Kugle 

The insertion of a person's fingers into another person's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort. The subject of the kugle is most often talking with an adult and must remain straight faced while being kugled. There are four basic kugling techniques.

The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.

The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.

Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.

Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.

Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.

"Tom kugled me so hard when I was talking to Mr. Webb, I almost broke out laughing."

"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."

Kugle by Darnell C. May 18, 2012

kugle 

When someone is so socially inept, awkward, and all around creepy that they must(for everyone's sake) be excluded from all social interaction, contact, or activity. See loser.

I can't believe we had to kugle that kid.

You better stop cockblocking us before we kugle you.

kugle by Reyshak December 28, 2007

torri kugle

Someone from the Harrisburg Pennsylvania area who does stand up comedy from time to time. Torri Kugle can usually be found helping people whenever they need it. Torri Kugle has a lot of followers and is famous in the Harrisburg area. Torri Kugle does awesome things and is the definition of epic!

Whenever Torri Kugle isn't entertaining people he is busy helping them out.

Did you see the guy riding that lawn mower to McDonalds? Yeah, that was Torri Kugle!

torri kugle by Hankthehillbilly August 29, 2018

Lille kugle af nutti 

Dig.

"Nuuurgh!! Lille kugle af nutti!"

Lille kugle af nutti by nulert123 March 15, 2021

kuslet 

A word used by a group of Bucharian homo sexuals living in Long Island, NY. The word has no meaning whatsoever except when it is used to describe a scumbag who pretends to be a player but always goes back to the same girl. These kids act very ghetto, except they are not. If they were brought to Far Rockaway at night, they would get shot. Theyre all current/future participants in Nassau Community College, if they even make it there. It is more likely for them to end up dead or in jail.

Another common word they use frequenty, is bird- believing that when you walk down the hallway screaming pidgeon or quack it will actually hurt peoples feelings when it actually just makes them look like dumbasses. They also think that egging peoples houses will make them cry when theyre the ones attending college harassing highschool girls.

Gary: Ayo Mikey your a kuslett, new kuslet of the group give you till monday to make your shit single.

Lior: yea yea i agree! and people use me for my car!

kuslet by me0wsrb September 28, 2009

kugelblitz 

1. A black hole formed from energie. (They only exist in theory.)

2. Someone so hot that even science can't understand it.

When the 'planck temperature' (141,000 billion billion billion K) is reached and even more energie is added, instantly a black hole will be formed. Since the radiation emitted by the planck temperature has the smallest wavelength possible (1.616*10^-26 nano meters) adding more energie (increasing its temperature) would cause an effect unexplained by science, but is likely to be the creation of a kugelblitz.

1. I wonder if there is a kugelblitz in our galaxy.

2. Scarlett Johansson is a kugelblitz.

kugelblitz by Kwitan October 28, 2012

Kuyler 

Very strong Norwegian, Irish name. Most commonly large, strong tall blonde men that throw rocks and drink great beer and wine.

Wow, that Kuyler loves his Irish micros.

OMG, that must be the guy you were talking about, Kuyler, he is so big, tall and blonde.

Kuyler by JDevine February 7, 2010