kugle

When someone is so socially inept, awkward, and all around creepy that they must(for everyone's sake) be excluded from all social interaction, contact, or activity. See loser.
I can't believe we had to kugle that kid.

You better stop cockblocking us before we kugle you.
by Reyshak December 28, 2007
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Kugle

The insertion of a person's fingers into another person's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort. The subject of the kugle is most often talking with an adult and must remain straight faced while being kugled. There are four basic kugling techniques.

The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.

The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.

Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.

Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.

Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.
"Tom kugled me so hard when I was talking to Mr. Webb, I almost broke out laughing."

"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."
by Darnell C. May 18, 2012
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torri kugle

Someone from the Harrisburg Pennsylvania area who does stand up comedy from time to time. Torri Kugle can usually be found helping people whenever they need it. Torri Kugle has a lot of followers and is famous in the Harrisburg area. Torri Kugle does awesome things and is the definition of epic!
Whenever Torri Kugle isn't entertaining people he is busy helping them out.

Did you see the guy riding that lawn mower to McDonalds? Yeah, that was Torri Kugle!
by Hankthehillbilly August 29, 2018
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Lille kugle af nutti

"Nuuurgh!! Lille kugle af nutti!"
by nulert123 March 15, 2021
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