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This is Kruto 

A phrase created by a popular Russian American Rapper, Meteorita Kostrelli, which means "This is Cool." Known for mixing both languages in her lyrics, This is Kruto became an ultimate international phrase which you can often see on shirts, hats, and bags. In 2012, the phrase became a brand that is often worn by international celebrities and athletes.
When you see a nice car/bag/or something cool you say THIS IS KRUTO!!!
This is Kruto by lord pr September 7, 2013
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Kratom Shirt 

When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.
He totally missed his mouth, now he has kratom shirt!
Kratom Shirt by Goosed14 September 24, 2018
Kruti is a gorgeous and unique name with a beautiful meaning behind it. The name Kruti means creation and is often a feminine name. A girl named Kruti is most likely 100% the definition of perfection and is crazy talented at everything (like seriously how are they so good at everything they must be a BTS or a BlackPink member.

Kruti is like the world's most attractive, pretty, good-looking, pleasing, alluring, lovely, charming, appealing, engaging, ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning, arresting, glamorous, irresistible and "the most beautiful young woman" in the world. That deserves the best man in the world and is the bestest best friend to have by your side cause she will always care for you and look out for you and not ditch you like some old bimbo. Please take care of Kruti because she deserves the world and doesn't deserve to go through shit.

Always. Look. After. Kruti.

Kruti accepts everyone and anyone into her heart and even if you are the bitchiest human in the world she will still take care of you. Did we also mention that Kruti is like the sexiest human alive with a sexy body and a sexy mind and can capture every boy's hearts with her peach ass ;) and her cute innocent smile

Kruti deserves the world so please give it to her cause she deserves to be the happiest person alive on Earth

And Kruti if you're reading this, everyone loves you including the writer here so pls be careful <3
"Damn look at Kruti, she looks banging today!"

"Wow have you seen her writing, it's amazing!"

"wOw dayyum she is so fucken gorgeous"

"I love you Kruti," said the whole fucken world including BTS and Jiminie and don't forget JENNIE
Kruti by taehyungieee comin at ya February 7, 2019
Giving a crude compliment to somebody.
Krudos Gary on the promotion, you are fucking sexy good at your job!

or

Sarah I guess Krudos are in order, you wrote that research paper like a prostitute doing a young boy, you both are helping people out.
Krudos by build57 October 6, 2010

The Kratos

"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher

Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.

Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.

Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.

Step 4: Collect her orbs.

Step 5: Level Up!
"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."
The Kratos by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011

Krazy Kurtosh 

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.
Krazy Kurtosh by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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