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An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Krunkenstein 

1. One who is in a perpetual state of intoxication, living their life in a zombie-like state. (usual alcohol or weed induced, sometimes opiates as well)

2. One who is on an alcohol/drug bender lasting days even weeks.

3. One who is prone to passing out or falling down from intoxicants.

4. a drinking (or drugging) buddy. when used in this context it is a term of endearment.

Synonyms: drunk, drunkass, alcoholic, stoner, pothead, pillhead, drinking buddy, reefqueef, diareahea shart madness and homie.

Antonyms: crackhead, speedfreak, etc.


editors note: krunkenstein can have a transient connotation as it can be temporary if the person is only krunk certain times a month but the word is usually reserved for someone who is ALWAYS fucked up on drugs and alcohol.
Malcontent:
"Damn krunkenstein! you shit in the bathwater!!!"

"Fuck you krunkenstein, you don't remember shit you were passed out!"

endearment:
"yo krunkenstein whatcha want from the beer store?"

"We are going to a booze buffet for our liquid lunch down at the tittay bar wanna come krunkenstein?"

Neutral:
"Alright krunkenstein, it's your turn to clean the fishtank"
Krunkenstein by typevx October 15, 2008

Drunkfest 

An event of which a large amount of people continuously drink; an abundance of drunk
"BVJ is one giant drunkfest"
Drunkfest by Courtster May 3, 2008
The most drunk person in a club
Ay dude last night I was the krenkiest
Krenkiest by deejay krenkiest August 24, 2014

krunkstep 

The act of getting fucked up while blasting "Techno" music loud enough to cause internal damage.
Hey Jim want to come over to my house and do some krunkstep?
krunkstep by krunkstep77 November 16, 2014
Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.
You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.
Crunkfest by Jerd April 13, 2005
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"My salad days,
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B)
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