Krumpet

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The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

Words you can keep

Krumpet

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.

Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?

Krumpet by Jason Archer September 12, 2005

Related Words

Krumpets • Krumpetschluffer • krumpette • hot krumpet • Krumpert • krumpit • krumpt • Klumpett • krimpet • Krimpet Bootleg

krumpet

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.

Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!

krumpet by solidt December 9, 2009

Krumpet

A small proportion of ecstasy or black market drugs.

“Please johnny, I would like another krumpet of ecstasy “, said Margaret

Krumpet by Jirana October 14, 2018

hot krumpet

To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.

Yep, I like to hot krumpet sometimes.

hot krumpet by party pimp October 11, 2010

Krimpet Bootleg

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

Krumpey

a man who is a god or the best or perfect

that man is krumpey

Krumpey by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026