Krumpet 

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

Krumpet by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

Krumpet 

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.

Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?

Krumpet by Jason Archer September 12, 2005

krumpet 

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.

Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!

krumpet by solidt December 9, 2009

Krumpet 

A small proportion of ecstasy or black market drugs.

“Please johnny, I would like another krumpet of ecstasy “, said Margaret

Krumpet by Jirana October 14, 2018

hot krumpet

To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.

Yep, I like to hot krumpet sometimes.

hot krumpet by party pimp October 11, 2010

Krimpet Bootleg 

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

Krumpey 

a man who is a god or the best or perfect

that man is krumpey

Krumpey by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018