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I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab 

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED
She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

Krusty Burger 

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
Krusty Burger by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

krafty butcher 

A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor
Bourkey is such a krafty butcher
krafty butcher by Bishop Nelson March 28, 2005