kruft 

An "Out of Ego" experience

I felt like kruft today, I was truly in the zone.

kruft by Bobbaloo2 May 6, 2010

kruft 

The substance which resides on the bottom of one's asshole, formed by a mixture of old remaining feces, dried up male love seed and the fluffy remains from underwear. Recent developments in anal science have concluded that kruft is the main cause for an itchy anus. Vaseline comes in handy to ease the itch and prevent the eager to dig in the asshole.

Herbert: "Please try to pull out in time, i cannot handle another kruft attack!"
Bob: "How do I remove this terrible itch on my anus?"
Doctor: "Either wipe your ass, block you asshole for intimate male encounter, or stop wearing underwear."

kruft by Rogier K August 22, 2008

is this the krusty Krab?

No this is Patrick.

Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!

is this the krusty Krab? by Fred_clause July 9, 2014

Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.

Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.

Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

kruntak 

A rodent. Specially a cute humanoid rodent. She likes walnuts, huge garbage bins and tons of cheese before falling asleep. If you're lucky enough to have one as a partner, feed them and don't let them go !

She ordered 3 packs of walnuts and got caught digging through the trash by a neighbor, she's such a kruntak !

kruntak by jordimg May 21, 2022

Kruti 

Kruti is a gorgeous and unique name with a beautiful meaning behind it. The name Kruti means creation and is often a feminine name. A girl named Kruti is most likely 100% the definition of perfection and is crazy talented at everything (like seriously how are they so good at everything they must be a BTS or a BlackPink member.

Kruti is like the world's most attractive, pretty, good-looking, pleasing, alluring, lovely, charming, appealing, engaging, ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning, arresting, glamorous, irresistible and "the most beautiful young woman" in the world. That deserves the best man in the world and is the bestest best friend to have by your side cause she will always care for you and look out for you and not ditch you like some old bimbo. Please take care of Kruti because she deserves the world and doesn't deserve to go through shit.

Always. Look. After. Kruti.

Kruti accepts everyone and anyone into her heart and even if you are the bitchiest human in the world she will still take care of you. Did we also mention that Kruti is like the sexiest human alive with a sexy body and a sexy mind and can capture every boy's hearts with her peach ass ;) and her cute innocent smile

Kruti deserves the world so please give it to her cause she deserves to be the happiest person alive on Earth

And Kruti if you're reading this, everyone loves you including the writer here so pls be careful <3

"Damn look at Kruti, she looks banging today!"

"Wow have you seen her writing, it's amazing!"

"wOw dayyum she is so fucken gorgeous"

"I love you Kruti," said the whole fucken world including BTS and Jiminie and don't forget JENNIE

Kruti by taehyungieee comin at ya February 7, 2019

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.

Krofting at the VIP

krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015