PATRICK

PADDY WAGGON IS FLAWLESSS HE IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. IS SNAPE IMPRESSION IS TO DIE FOR.

HEY DO YOU KNOW PATRICK ?

YEAH HES THE BANT

by Whore-a-sarus October 18, 2014

PATRICK

SECRET CHILD MOLESTER

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)

by MZLady40 December 4, 2019

no this is patrick

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*

by Mayo egg January 4, 2018

This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

Patrick

The love of your life. The guy who's eyes you could just stare into all day. The guy who teases you and plays with your fingers. The guy who promised he'd love you forever and writes you love notes. The boy who makes you feel like a princess. The boy who everyone knows for his humor and sarcastic comments. If you have patrick, take care of him because he's something special. You won't forget him. I promise.

You are so lucky you have Patrick!

by Inlovewithyoulalala September 5, 2013

Patrick

Celtic for Toaster

Patrick: I'm Patrick, My name means Toaster in Celtic
Sage: Pretty sure it doesn't

by IsItVladmir November 25, 2019

Patrick

There's just so much to say. He can be really weird, crazy, insane, and you never know what to expect from him. He's all over the place. And when I say insane I mean INSANE. But what's not to love? He's really upbeat and a good person at heart. If you ever meet one, you can tell he is ... different... but that could be the best way ever in your life. So if you ever meet one, never let him go. he's so crazy and all around an awesome person!!

IDK patrick

by popcorn2773 August 26, 2018