kronenberg 

Is a guy that always seems to wonder where he is and why he is there. But hugely lovable.

Hey did you see that kronenberg? He is standing by the door for 5 minutes now.

kronenberg by ShakaDing June 1, 2017

cronenberg 

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

cronenberg by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

David Cronenberg by visene July 16, 2008

Kronenberger 

jewish. german. awesome.

i wish i were a kronenberger

Kronenberger by motormouth maybelle July 8, 2010

Kronenbird

A women, who from behind appears to have the hot body of a 16 year old, but when seen from the front has a face of a 64 year old. Derived from the famous beer 'Kronenberg 1664'.

"I was stood at the bus stop mate, and I saw a proper Kronenbird stood there."

"

Kronenbird by Halit November 23, 2006

Kronenberger 

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.

nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!

Kronenberger by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010

kronenbourg 

A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front. Also bobfoc

"Damn that ass looks good"
"nah bruv, she's a kroney"

kronenbourg by empsburna March 24, 2005