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Kronenberger 

i wish i were a kronenberger

Kronenberger 

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.
nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!
Kronenberger by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010

kronenbourg 

A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front. Also bobfoc
"Damn that ass looks good"
"nah bruv, she's a kroney"
kronenbourg by empsburna March 24, 2005

kronenbourg 

A nasty cheap French beer, that comes in pathetically small bottles. Drunk by people who obviously have never tried real beer
'I'll have a beer please'
*Recieves kronenbourg*
'No, I said beer, not yaks piss'
kronenbourg by DanC October 12, 2005

A kronenbourg a.k.a 1664

A kronengourg a.k.a 1664 is a woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.
Her at the bar was in last night, she is a proper a kronenbourg a.k.a 1664.

kronenbourg 

mines a kronenbourg mate!
kronenbourg by ddd_Demon January 8, 2005