A god like individual who is known for making people cry by giving them a fierce look in the eye. He also can kill any organism in the matter of 0.03 seconds and never gives mercy to the weak and is a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody. He is the most interesting man in the world.
Konard is also what's called a "midget," if you spot a small person, the way you can tell between a konard and a midget is by their foreheads. Konards have a gem-like red object engraved in their foreheads so it sticks out like a sore-thumb. Konards also wear glasses and have massive foreheads. They most commonly are spotted in rgb and gaming-supply filled rooms. Konard's will use their nerdy language to deafen everything around them and then feast once anyone cant hear them.
HELP THERE IS A KONARD WREAKING HAVOC BACK THEIR, HE DEFEANED ONE OF MY EARS BUT ATLEAST I GOT OUT ALIVE!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.