A god like individual who is known for making people cry by giving them a fierce look in the eye. He also can kill any organism in the matter of 0.03 seconds and never gives mercy to the weak and is a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody. He is the most interesting man in the world.
Dont fuck with Krenard or you will be eating squirrel testicles for dinner.
Konard is also what's called a "midget," if you spot a small person, the way you can tell between a konard and a midget is by their foreheads. Konards have a gem-like red object engraved in their foreheads so it sticks out like a sore-thumb. Konards also wear glasses and have massive foreheads. They most commonly are spotted in rgb and gaming-supply filled rooms. Konard's will use their nerdy language to deafen everything around them and then feast once anyone cant hear them.
HELP THERE IS A KONARD WREAKING HAVOC BACK THEIR, HE DEFEANED ONE OF MY EARS BUT ATLEAST I GOT OUT ALIVE!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.