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kronard does not exist, stop asking about him /starerer
did you see Kronard the other day? I swear to god he's real.
kronard by king_D__ April 29, 2023
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A god like individual who is known for making people cry by giving them a fierce look in the eye. He also can kill any organism in the matter of 0.03 seconds and never gives mercy to the weak and is a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody. He is the most interesting man in the world.
Dont fuck with Krenard or you will be eating squirrel testicles for dinner.
Krenard by qwertyfied123 June 21, 2011
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Konard is also what's called a "midget," if you spot a small person, the way you can tell between a konard and a midget is by their foreheads. Konards have a gem-like red object engraved in their foreheads so it sticks out like a sore-thumb. Konards also wear glasses and have massive foreheads. They most commonly are spotted in rgb and gaming-supply filled rooms. Konard's will use their nerdy language to deafen everything around them and then feast once anyone cant hear them.
HELP THERE IS A KONARD WREAKING HAVOC BACK THEIR, HE DEFEANED ONE OF MY EARS BUT ATLEAST I GOT OUT ALIVE!
Konard by sumsarious the III February 12, 2023

Kronald McDonald 

When you got the munchies for McDonalds
Clark: Yo man I'm so ripped.

Noland: Me too. I got the muchies, let's get some Kronald McDonald
Kronald McDonald by ntzdeno33 October 1, 2011
An intolerant card player known for slide of hand cheating.
Stop being a Kronad
Kronad by 87chevyspeed March 4, 2018
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